01 9 / 2014
Somebody wore a faded Deadpool T-Shirt to the orientation at college. I asked who it was because I couldn’t tell.
She said, “Oh! It’s Deadpool. Ever heard of him?”
My reply: “Yeah! I love Deathstroke!”
She never talked to me again that night.
fun fact: this was me!
another fun fact: I had every intention of never talking to you again in my life if you hadn’t felt the need to barge into my inbox earlier!
third fun fact: I have no idea what gave you the impression my shirt was faded, because it’s practically new. That was like the second time I’d worn it.
28 8 / 2014
Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.