29 7 / 2014

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Bisexuals are in fact cold-blooded creatures, and must regularly lie in the sun or in front of some other heat source to maintain body heat.

29 7 / 2014

darcylewislaufeyson:

cool things to say the next time someone asks what number you are on the kinsey scale:

  • 42
  • the number you most fear
  • 3.14159265358979323746 (continue reciting digits until they go away)
  • my number goes beyond the limits of your unimaginative human mathematical system
  • the only scales i care about are mUSICAL (begin playing scales on nearest musical instrument)
  • 525,600 
  • 483 (anyone who got that reference, heyyyyyy)
  • √-1
  • don’t ask people about their weight, it’s rude
  • 18 1/2.2 (this number is properly read aloud as “eighteen and a half point two”)

(via birolesmantic)

28 7 / 2014

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"



r u kidding me I memorized the text from the picture of the guy in the t-shirt that says “durr hburr technology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch” but I fAILED TO SAVE THE PICTURE

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

r u kidding me I memorized the text from the picture of the guy in the t-shirt that says “durr hburr technology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch” but I fAILED TO SAVE THE PICTURE

(via lucent-and-luminous)

28 7 / 2014

bisexual-books:

"Painkiller Jane," Woman-Directed Bisexual Woman Superhero Movie, Announced While Marvel and DC Twiddle Thumbs

queermediarepresentation:

demi-urge:

queermediarepresentation:

This is so exciting and the fact that’s it’s going to be directed by women is hopefully going to help us to avoid sexist stereotypes and male gaze camera angles.

Forget Marvel and DC, this is where i’m putting my money.

(Prayer circle that the main character will actually be portrayed as bisexual)

-Lauren

you guys do realise that marvel is planning the making of a movie about the black widow. who, by the way, as many like to forget and erase from her, is a bisexual woman.

We haven’t heard confirmation of a Black Widow movie yet so we’re sorry if we got that wrong (I googled it and I still can’t find confirmation but if you have a link we’d love to share it with everyone thanks) however it still stands that we don’t get many women superhero movies at all and even less with a sexuality other than heterosexual.

We aren’t erasing Black Widow’s bisexuality by getting excited about another movie with a bisexual female character (as a bisexual woman myself I can promise you we do everything we can to avoid erasure) there should be loads more bisexual protagonists in films especially superhero films and i’m planning on getting excited about all of them when they come, I won’t just limit that to a potential BW movie.

-Lauren

hasn’t Marvel hinted heavily enough at a Black Widow movie that a fair number of people (myself included) will be quite upset if they don’t follow through? I know there was mention of it in interviews about Winter Soldier and Age of Ultron and her role in those.

Also, this is the first I’m hearing that Black Widow is bi??!?!!?!?!?! Why didn’t anyone tell me?!??!!?!?! Not that I need another reason to adore her, but that’s so cool and I never knew (!!!!!)

27 7 / 2014

finally finished my “therapy knit” as I’ve been calling it, mainly because I ran out of red yarn (I seriously have like one spare inch of yarn that I tied it off with)

clarification on “therapy knit”: I see that usually used for something to rehabilitate a hand injury etc. and in my case it was meant as a more emotional thing, I started it because knitting calms me down and gives me something to do besides just sit and be upset, so I tried to make something that both a) had a mix of techniques that would keep me engaged while working (I changed patterns every time I got bored with one), and b) would have a variety of textures in the finished product because I tend to find tactile things comforting. I worked on it a lot around college app time, then set it aside until recently before finally finishing it tonight to stabilize from my shit day.

finally finished my “therapy knit” as I’ve been calling it, mainly because I ran out of red yarn (I seriously have like one spare inch of yarn that I tied it off with)

clarification on “therapy knit”: I see that usually used for something to rehabilitate a hand injury etc. and in my case it was meant as a more emotional thing, I started it because knitting calms me down and gives me something to do besides just sit and be upset, so I tried to make something that both a) had a mix of techniques that would keep me engaged while working (I changed patterns every time I got bored with one), and b) would have a variety of textures in the finished product because I tend to find tactile things comforting. I worked on it a lot around college app time, then set it aside until recently before finally finishing it tonight to stabilize from my shit day.

27 7 / 2014

will pay someone 5 american dollars to come punch me in the face

27 7 / 2014

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

(via androgynistic)

27 7 / 2014

natwarrior:

CABLE AND LACE SCARF IN ALL COLOURS

natwarrior:

CABLE AND LACE SCARF IN ALL COLOURS

(via shatterknits)

26 7 / 2014

I meant to post this yesterday but behold it is me being an unimpressed hipster

I meant to post this yesterday but behold it is me being an unimpressed hipster

25 7 / 2014

anglepoiselamp:

demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

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this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

He’s so adorable can I keep him

(via androgynistic)